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Where are you located?

We print in the US because we actually give a shit.

Florida and Texas handle our domestic orders.

For everyone else on this spinning rock, we've got printers scattered globally so your stuff doesn't take three months to show up.

You're already dealing with enough—waiting shouldn't be one of them.

Do you ship internationally?

Yeah, we ship everywhere.

Seriously—if you've got an address, we'll get it there.

Shipping costs depend on where you're located because, you know, physics and capitalism.

Check the shipping policy for your specific area so there are no surprises.

We're transparent like that.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep. Once we ship your order, you'll get a tracking number via email.

Then you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make its way to you.

We get it—tracking packages is weirdly therapeutic.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are soft as hell and built to last.

Comfortable enough to live in, durable enough to survive your chaos.

Materials vary by item—check the product page for specifics.

We're not about that scratchy, falls-apart-after-two-washes bullshit.

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